{"id":1307,"date":"2009-09-25T15:18:41","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T13:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2025-06-24T07:23:32","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T05:23:32","slug":"englischkurs-bitte-laut-lesen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/2009\/09\/25\/englischkurs-bitte-laut-lesen\/","title":{"rendered":"Englischkurs &#8211; bitte laut lesen :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Englisch f\u00fcr Anf\u00e4nger (for beginners):<\/p>\n<p>Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren<br \/>\nan. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?<\/p>\n<p>Und nun das Ganze in englisch:<\/p>\n<p>Three witches watch three swatch watches.<br \/>\nWhich witch watch which swatch watch?<\/p>\n<p>2. Englisch f\u00fcr Fortgeschrittene (advanced english):<\/p>\n<p>Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen<br \/>\nsich drei Swatch Uhrenkn\u00f6pfe an. Welche<br \/>\ngeschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich<br \/>\nwelchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?<\/p>\n<p>Das Ganze wieder in englisch:<\/p>\n<p>Three switched witches watch three Swatch<br \/>\nwatch switches. Which switched witch watch<br \/>\nwhich Swatch watch switch?<\/p>\n<p>3. Englisch im Endstadium (at the end):<\/p>\n<p>Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich<br \/>\nw\u00fcnschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein,<br \/>\nschauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenkn\u00f6pfe<br \/>\nan. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich<br \/>\nw\u00fcnscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein,<br \/>\nschaut sich welche schweizer Swatch<br \/>\nUhrenkn\u00f6pfe an?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; das ganze in englisch:<\/p>\n<p>Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to<br \/>\nbe switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch<br \/>\nthree swiss Swatch watch switches. Which<br \/>\nswiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a<br \/>\nswitched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch<br \/>\nwhich swiss Swatch watch switch?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Englisch f\u00fcr Anf\u00e4nger (for beginners): Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an? Und nun das Ganze in englisch: Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch? 2. Englisch f\u00fcr Fortgeschrittene (advanced english): Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenkn\u00f6pfe an. Welche&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[881,878,876,877,882,884,883,880,879,885],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zeitgeschehen","tag-bitch","tag-englischkurs","tag-hexe","tag-swatch","tag-swiss","tag-switch","tag-uhrenknopfe","tag-watch","tag-witch","tag-zungenbrecher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5560,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions\/5560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}