{"id":5019,"date":"2011-12-26T14:23:22","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T12:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/?p=5019"},"modified":"2011-12-26T14:31:33","modified_gmt":"2011-12-26T12:31:33","slug":"fellobst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/2011\/12\/26\/fellobst\/","title":{"rendered":"Fellobst"},"content":{"rendered":"

Der Sarge wascht sich die H\u00e4nde mit Seifenschaum,\u00a0der nach Himbeer riecht. Kimos fragt: „Nach welcher Frucht riechen deine H\u00e4nde?“ Sarge: „Weiss nicht.“ Kimos: „Eine rote Frucht?“ Sarge: „Ja.“ Kimos: „Welche rote Frucht? \u00c4pfel, Beeren, …“ Sarge: „Beeren!“ Kimos: „Und welche Sorte?“ Sarge: „Grizzly“!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Der Sarge wascht sich die H\u00e4nde mit Seifenschaum,\u00a0der nach Himbeer riecht. Kimos fragt: „Nach welcher Frucht riechen deine H\u00e4nde?“ Sarge: „Weiss nicht.“ Kimos: „Eine rote Frucht?“ Sarge: „Ja.“ Kimos: „Welche rote Frucht? \u00c4pfel, Beeren, …“ Sarge: „Beeren!“ Kimos: „Und welche Sorte?“ Sarge: „Grizzly“!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[419],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kindermund-der-schreckliche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}