{"id":5364,"date":"2014-11-30T13:57:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T11:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/?p=5364"},"modified":"2015-01-22T01:11:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T23:11:16","slug":"vergebliche-weihnachtsmueh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/2014\/11\/30\/vergebliche-weihnachtsmueh\/","title":{"rendered":"Vergebliche Weihnachtsm\u00fch\u00b4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Omos zu Sarge: &#8222;Was w\u00fcnscht du dir zu Weihnachten?&#8220;<br \/>\nSarge: &#8222;Das sage ich nicht. Sonst ist es ja keine \u00dcberraschung mehr!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Omos testet eine neue Fragetaktik an Hannos:<br \/>\n&#8222;Weisst du schon, was du zu Weihnachten willst?&#8220;<br \/>\nHannos: &#8222;Ich will besser gar nichts wissen!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omos zu Sarge: &#8222;Was w\u00fcnscht du dir zu Weihnachten?&#8220; Sarge: &#8222;Das sage ich nicht. Sonst ist es ja keine \u00dcberraschung mehr!&#8220; Omos testet eine neue Fragetaktik an Hannos: &#8222;Weisst du schon, was du zu Weihnachten willst?&#8220; Hannos: &#8222;Ich will besser gar nichts wissen!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[419],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kindermund-der-schreckliche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.morbidvision.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}